Hi, you. Thank you for stopping by.
I am not so talkative right now.
I do have some questions for you, though.
- Is your room a fire hazard?
- Do you calculate the calorific content of your meals?
- Are you competitive? (Please state ‘yes’ or ‘no’ and provide an example to back this up.)
- How do you show your love to another human being?
- Do you show your love in similar ways to non-human beings? (If ‘yes’, please make a list.)
- If you have a family, do you like it?
This is the end of the questionnaire.
My email is firstname.lastname@example.org
You can remain anonymous, or leave a name, if you are feeling brave.
This is entirely up to you.