Hi, you. Thank you for stopping by.

I am not so talkative right now.

I do have some questions for you, though.


  1. Is your room a fire hazard?
  2. Do you calculate the calorific content of your meals?
  3. Are you competitive? (Please state ‘yes’ or ‘no’ and provide an example to back this up.)
  4. How do you show your love to another human being? 
  5. Do you show your love in similar ways to non-human beings? (If ‘yes’, please make a list.)
  6. If you have a family, do you like it?


This is the end of the questionnaire. 

My email is

You can remain anonymous, or leave a name, if you are feeling brave.

This is entirely up to you. 

Thank you.